Sammy (Lowenthal) is a fifty-year-old turtle who has seen the world change from a sparkling paradise to a place overrun by humans and riddled with all their junk. He recounts the tale of his life from the moment he hatched until the day he married his sweetheart, Shelley (Arterton), after a trip around the world threatened to tear them apart. We see how fate would bring him together with his best friend Ray (Sheehan), in addition to his various encounters with humans: both good and bad. 

Annoyingly cute is one way to describe this film; sickly sweet is another. There was obviously a concerted effort to make this film as adorable as possible, starting from the choice of turtles as the protagonists to the emphasis on the best-friends-forever and love-at-first-sight aspects of the story.

Particularly infuriating is that these two subplots basically consist of the various characters just verbalizing the obvious; heavy handed doesn’t even begin to cover it. The choice of scoring, where the film uses pop songs that literally translate the happenings on screen, just adds to the sugar rush.

The tone could have been tempered during the scenes that focused on the changing environment and the negative effect that humans have had on it. Yet in comparison with the heavy handedness of the friendship and romance subplots, the environmental scenes are rather vague.

One thing they take great pains to emphasize though, is that not all humans mistreat the environment and animals; in fact the few human characters that do get spotlights are the ethical ones. The film sends a great message without getting overly preachy which is commendable.

Another positive aspect to the film is that, for the most part, it looks pretty good. The few humans were short-changed horribly in the animation department, but the animals fared far better; not Pixar good or even Dreamworks good but decent nonetheless. Not to mention that the undersea shots, which have a bit of a Little Mermaid or Finding Nemo vibe to them, are pure joy. 

This film is for kids under the age of eight and it’ll probably be a hit with that age range. Any older, and they’ll be jaded enough to see it for the ball of cheese that it is.