For weeks, in the lead up to Ramadan, Cairo’s Twitter and Facebook activity was rife with a mysterious Franco-Arabic name; Le Capitol: Bab El Kahera. Like any good hype-machine, the obscurity of what this Ramadan tent was all about made it that much more alluring.

Set atop the Novotel Cairo El Borg at the Kasr El Nil Bridge's Zamalek end, Le Capitol hinges much of its attraction on its view. Though the rooftop space is small, the 360 degree view of Cairo is nothing short of stunning. The sights and sounds that engulf the hotel aren’t always sweet on the palate, but we were lucky enough to be sat on a side that overlooked Gezira Club’s greenery.

Seconds before the call of prayer marking the end of the day’s fast, plenty of water and Ramadan drinks were delivered to our table. As Egyptian culinary law seems to dictate, the amar el din and karkadeh were unbearably sweet.

Offering fetar through the glory of a buffet (140LE per person), the selection of food on offer is adequate in the sense that there are no real surprises. Classic Egyptian dishes are aplenty with mousakka, rice with vermicelli and various grilled meats being the highlight of what overall was a pedestrian spread. There was no real flair with how anything was prepared and everything needed salt. On the plus side, the salad table was full of fresh salads, hummus, baba ghanough and tehina - all of which were great appetisers with fresh balady bread.

The meal really falls down with the desserts, however. Only a very small table is dedicated to oriental sweets and other treats, and if you’re not quick, you might walk up with plate in hand and find but a few crumbs. A variation of baklava was the most prominent offering; the altitude must have had some effect, because they were mostly stale and brittle all over. Also on offer was a rather watery fruit salad and a viscous concoction of pumpkin and honey. It was flinchingly sweet and looked like it had been boiling and bubbling in a big black cauldron for hours.

Atmosphere wise, Le Capitol’s set up is great. Tables for two and and for larger groups are strategically laid out and provide intimacy without compromising the lively bustle. The blue colour theme is instantly forgettable, but at least it doesn’t aggravate the eyes. As expected, service is prompt and the staff are helpful.

Despite its numerous follies, the biggest turn off is the choice to screen Ramadan soap operas. This seasonal television does of course come part and parcel of Ramadan festivities, but digging into some moussaka while watching a man whale as he gets whipped by some rogue balady gangs on a ten-foot projection doesn’t do much for an appetite.